I cry a lot. A LOT. I cry when I’m happy, when I’m angry and obviously when I’m sad. I cry at Subaru commercials and Publix commercials. If Sir is going out of town, I’ll purposely rent a movie that I know will make me cry so that I can enjoy the cry with out him poking fun at me. When I finished the last Harry Potter book, I set it down and my lap and wept long and loud, mourning for the end of my time with those characters. I shamelessly cried at work the day after Trump was elected President, and they were not happy tears. I cried when I watched Amy Schumer’s comedy Train Wreck, and don’t even get me started on Marley and Me which I saw in the movie theater (why would that be a good idea?). When I saw that internet video where the grown kids surprised their parents with a new puppy and presented the puppy to the them singing the theme of the Lion King, I cried. I sometimes cry when I read your blog posts!
But, my favorite cry is the post orgasm cry. When you cum so violently that all of your emotions can’t help but spill over in the form of tears. When your pants of ecstasy become sobs and you just can’t catch your breath. Maybe the build up was so intense or you pushed yourself through a difficult scene and when you finally come crashing down on the other side, you just can’t cope with the feelings. Maybe you just needed that release so badly that you explode like a bomb and tears fall from your eyes like shrapnel. Maybe life has just been shit lately and that orgasm helped to smooth out all of the wrinkles in your brain and instantly make you feel better. It’s the best feeling, basking in the post-orgasm warmth, all of your muscles spasming, and your face cooling with the wetness of your tears.
It always surprises me when this happens because its so sudden and unexpected. It’s not something that can be planned, so when it does happen, I feel like I’ve been given a gift. It’s something to be appreciated and cherished, like a surprise puppy. Hold it up and sing The Circle of Life as you dance around with it, because it sure is special!